I am Jesus. Or so Steve Jobs would have you believe, after releasing the iPad, a worthless, functionless piece of shit, already obsolete upon its release by the iPhone and iPod Touch. Nonetheless, it's shiny, it's got a touch screen, and what's more, it has the Apple logo on it, so it will sell millions. As far as I can see, its only real advantages over the aforementioned other Apple products are that it comes with a stylus (whereas the other two were heat sensitive), and that it has a bigger screen.
Apparently, it's supposed to revolutionize the tablet computer, but there's one major flaw with that - that the tablet computer was a vile misconception in the first place. Seriously, if you're going to be carrying the extra weight around with you, then just go for a laptop, you know, something that has a decent sized keyboard, and enough USB stuff etc. so that you can actually use it as a COMPUTER. The clue's in the name.
Also, the prices are ridiculous. 16GB iPad? £429. 16GB iPod Touch? £220. And the key point... the iPod Touch can play MUSIC. Wasn't this the original purpose of the iSuckoffapple series? To play music? How on earth is one supposed to fill even the 16GB model, the smallest one available on the market, if you can't put music on it? Carrying around something that size for apps is akin to carrying around a DS with only demo cartridges available.
You know, I'm starting to consider if Apple isn't a general conspiracy of THE WHOLE WORLD AGAINST ME, causing my logic to cause my brain to explode at how so many people are buying so much retarded shit. No, you don't need the iPhone 3GS, you have an iPhone already, and wasting £500 for such a small upgrade... nope, don't listen to me, just don't come complaining to me about living in a council house.
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